Nobody asked for Derek.
Derek arrived anyway.
Not a prophet. Not a founder.
Just a man who thinks he could run the place.
Derek once fixed the Wi-Fi by switching it off and on. He's been calling himself a technology consultant ever since.
He's looked at a few charts in a pub, knows someone who “used to do Bitcoin” and is now inexplicably on a blockchain.
He isn't here to change the world. He's just here.Jump over unpaid bills and traffic cones. Collect tea and pints. Try not to make a complete mess of it.
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Finish a run, get a ridiculous Derek rating and share your result with the group.
A selection of officially unofficial Derek moments.
The world's most average memecoin character, designed for Robinhood Chain. Derek says it's “all sorted”.
A bloke. He's provided his own references, which we have chosen not to check.
Yes. No wallet, token purchase or account required. Best scores are stored locally on your device.
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No. DEREK is an independent character concept and is not affiliated with, sponsored or endorsed by Robinhood.